What does President Obama hate more?

A) Democratic movements in Latin America and Iran, or

B) Independent Inspectors General snooping around his pet projects wondering, you know, where the money went?

Because I think that the number of Inspector Generals that have been fired by the transparent and honest Obama Administration has now exceeded the number of U.S. Attorneys that Bush removed. Gee, do you think that there will be any Congressional hearings concerning this?

An idea, not a tip. I don't know anything. But since overgenerous government worker pension funds are going bust all over the country it would be interesting to see an article on how our local governments' employee pension funds are doing and how solvent they are over the mid to long term. And MISD's also, I guess.

I'm curious, freed from fear of the Bush Terror, did these guys ever hold a second meeting?

Not just because of his outright character flaws, but mostly because he seems to undependable to the point that he is having a nervous breakdown or something. His statements since being caught in a tryst are getting more and more bizarre.

Of course, the left is having a field day with "yet another hypocritical family-values Republican" getting caught with his pants down.

And the press will claim that the only reason that Sanford gets wall-to-wall coverage...unlike, say, John Edwards (who ran around on his cancer stricken-wife and even conceived a "Love Child"), is only because of the hypocrisy angle.

Really?

If the hypocrisy angle is what really drives it into the MSM's consciousness then how come we don't hear much about a Presidential Cabinet and series of appointments peppered with tax cheats?

Why is the hypocrisy angle operative when Republicans are caught cheating on their wives but not when Democrats are caught cheating on their taxes?

Gee, thanks, Minnesota. Caligula at least appointed the entire horse.

I heard something about Michael Jackson dying. Has anyone else heard this?

Here is a roast which is going around the internet as though it had come from Don Rickles, when it did not. But it has great verisimilitude:

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Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.

Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion.

He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.

Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!

If you Google "French Military Victories," it will say it didn't find what you were looking for and inquire if you meant "French Military Defeats." When you (of course) agree, you will find:

- Gallic Wars
- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.]

- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

- Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Revolution
- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

- The Dutch War
- Tied

- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

Iowahawk has a great article here. It's all good but here is perhaps the best part:

Breaking down, an emotionally distraught [widowed Mrs.] Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.

This wouldn't have been funny before Nancy Pelosi. Even as satire.

No doubt you've seen this, and Shepherd has given a transcript of His O'liness when his TelePrompTer fails. But here one disaster is on YouTube:

I can't sit through it all, even though I am not known for the quality of my mercy to socialists.

Jack Cashill of The American Thinker here thinks it entirely possible that Bill Ayers ghosted Dreams From My Father. Let's never forget that Ayers, from the Weather Underground, gave Obama his coming-out party into politics, and that Ayers boasted about constructing nail bombs that exploded and killed three Weathermen: "Guilty as sin, free as a bird, it's a great country."

But before that just about Obama's only output was some very bad poetry. This from "Underground":

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance . . .

Obama was elected president of the Harvard Law Review, which is evidently more of a popularity contest than one of merit; an online search doesn't reveal a single signed article of his in any law review.

Does his sudden ascendency to literary greatness without practice make sense? No. Is consistent with Obama's near-aphasia when the TelePrompTer fails? Yes. Will I stop asking rhetorical questions? Yes.

When this was first released I had hours of fun slapping Hillary. There's a button which starts that incredibly annoying voice, stiff with self-righteousness.

But I feel a little bit guilty now. She's the most honorable person in the Administration. Were she president I don't think that the country would fall apart in her hands, whereas in Obama's hands, or his TelePrompTer's hands I'm quite certain that it might.

Hitler sings the theme to the Jeffersons.

Is there any doubt that if Ted Kennedy had succeeded in getting the health plan he is proposing now pushed through a couple of years ago....that he'd be dead now?

Cass Sunstein is one of the authors of Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth and Happiness. I'm assuming that this is the Yiddish sense of "nudge," pronounced "noodge," meaning constant nagging until you get what you want. For your own benefit, as defined by others, of course. I don't know that Mr. Sunstein would appreciate my definition of it. This book had much made of it in Britain among the governing classes, who seem somehow to mock Americans and then swallow anything that we come up with and the worse the more credulous they are.

Mr. Sunstein is a friend of President Obama and is the nominee to head the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. Or the regulation czar. The nasty little monster who gets to tell you what to do. Because he knows best.

Of the many irritating accretions to the Imperial Presidency recently one of the worst is the appointment of these Czars. Czar is of course Russian for "Caesar," and as a small-d Democrat (remember that small d), I don't much like caesars or czars, kings or princes. Or popes in the White House. These czar parties all smack of party in a frat house made entire of poli-sci majors and if there is one image that ought to wobble your tripes, it is that.

Mr. Sunstein believes, among many other things of questionable value, that animals have the right to file suit using humans as representatives; he advanced this claim, and I cannot call it an argument, in his 2004 book Animal Rights. I have wracked my brain for days trying to think of an idea more amenable to leftist mischief and cannot.

Mr. Sunstein is of the view that the Internet is anti-democratic because of the way that users can filter out information of their own choosing. In other words, it is a ThoughtCrime to choose your own news. I doubt sincerely that Mr. Sunstein is bothered by the relentless far-left tocsin of MSNBC; does his advocacy of a Fairness Doctrine apply to the twitching Keith Olbermann? Would the MSNBC website be forced to put in links to Rush Limbaugh?

First off, I want to thank the Midland Development Corporation for finally posting their approved meeting minutes on their website. Progress is progress, and it deserves to be acknowledged.

Now to the title of this entry, which comes from the Approved April 24, 2009 Minutes of the MDC:

Mr. Hatley stated that Lockheed Martin has contacted Mr. Easterly to bring a C5 Galaxy, the largest airplane in the fleet, to Midland International Airport where it will conduct a three-year retrofit on the plane. Lockheed selected MIA due to the fact that the runway and ramp can handle a plane of its size and weight.

All the quotes in the media about the AMI hangar, going to the MRO conference, and ambiguous references to the size of planes our runways and ramps can handle don't quite measure up to the specifics reported in the MDC minutes. The way the minutes read, it seems like a done deal.

If the C5 retrofit is a reality, I'm glad to see all that FAA grant money, local airport bonds and PFC charges are contributing to the marketability of our local airport. For me the jury is still out on how effective the MDC was in this deal, seems Lockheed Martin called up and said, we need a place to park a plane and work on it and your site meets our requirements.

I wonder if they even asked for ED money?

Government ownership and control over financial institutions. Check.

Government ownership and control over major manufacturing. Check.

Okay, sure, these guys took bailout money. They get what they deserve.

But how about this?

Obama Administration: Rein in pay in US private sector

Executive pay needs curbs, better management, across US private sector

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Obama administration says executive compensation must be better managed to prevent the sort of risk-taking that jeopardizes the economy.

Gene Sperling, who advises Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, said Thursday the administration does not want to impose caps on executive pay. But he also laid out for the House Financial Services Committee a list of guidelines calling on publicly-held companies to link compensation to long-term performance, not short-term gains.

Sperling said in prepared testimony that the administration believes compensation practices "must be better aligned with long-term value and prudent risk management at all firms, and not just for the financial services industry."

Benito Hussein Obama.

It has a certain ring to it.

For Walsingham:

No need to send out a seach party. Lost LiveMidlandTexas.com blogger, Ben, showed up in the MRT today.

No word if he plans to return to blogging after a 7 month hiatus.

Only 42% of those who currently own a General Motors car are even somewhat likely to buy a GM product for their next car. That figure includes just 30% who are Very Likely to do so.

GM and Chrysler were in the toilet before the recession and with Federal fingerprints all over them now they will circle the drain even faster.

Three of the four automobiles I have purchased (including the last two) were GM. The next one will not be. Period.

Related: Take a good look at how the new Gummint Motors is to be operated. Fresh into bankruptcy and theoretically into a period of re-gearing for profitability, Barney Frank (unindicted co-catalyst of the Fannie Mae collapse) has the White House intervene to stop the closing of a GM plant in his district.

Barney Frank needs to be thanked, actually. In one action he has shown not only why the New Gummint Motors will fail, but why it damned well should fail.

Have you seen the new Fords? There may be one in my future.

It's difficult talking to some people these days; if the topic turns to politics the gloom is tangible. My father in particular says he lies awake at night fretting. I take the view that there's nothing to be done. Americans have drunk the Kool-Aid and we're headed into socialism while children sing songs of cultist adoration to His Holiness. I never thought that Clayton Williams' remark comparing rape to bad weather--"As long as it's inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it"--would be applicable to me.

Duston McNeato has some Literal Video versions on that glorious waste of time YouTube. Here is a Literal Video version of a dreadful and maudlin 80s song with lyrics which describe the video--and frankly improve on the song. I'd forgotten how much I disliked Bonnie Tyler.

After this series of non-sequiturs I don't know that I'll ever have any more joined-up thoughts. My cats are hungry. The sun is setting. The French eat horses. Austan Goolsbee in the White House has perfected a new type of lying and when you consider the competition he needs Olympic gold.